ronald phan 

stupid fucking asian with a small penis that is gonna get hit by a car hopefully

Zach: bro you here that stupid faggot ronald phan
Homie: yeah i heard hes a faggot

ronald phan by zcwlfntn May 18, 2020

Nam Phan 

Synonym for masturbation. In the Ultimate Fighter: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck, fighter Nam Phan was caught masturbating in the shower by his teammates.

ex1) I'm gonna Nam Phan tonight watching my favorite porn.
ex2) Don't let me catch you Nam Phaning in the shower!

Nam Phan by xi_32 December 6, 2010

Trang Phan syndrome 

A person who has Trang Phan syndrome tends to be disconnected from the present, a common symptom of TPS is saying/asking things that are not relevant to the setting they are in or saying/asking things that are common knowledge/well-known.

We were talking about the final exams when Trang asked if the COVID-19 vaccines are magnetic, I think she has Trang Phan syndrome.

Trang Phan syndrome by hoangtrn November 30, 2021

dat phan 

a vietnamese comedian. winner of the first season of last comic standing. as an award he appeared on the tonight show with jay leno and had his own special comedy central.

dat phan: i only have one eyeball..and it's for you..where you go?

dat phan by asdfabc123 July 6, 2006

Nam Phan 

During the Semi-Final episode of The Ultimate Fighter 12 Nam Phan's roommates busted into his bathroom while he was taking a shower and caught him masterbating.

I had some time to kill before work, so while I was taking a shower I decided to Nam Phan.

Nam Phan by BarGuy-irc December 7, 2010

Jenny Phan 

An Asian girl with a two cm pp. It is also very soft so she never needs to flex her quads. She is also short. 4’8 but life is still great.

Did you see his dick it was like a Jenny Phan!

Jenny Phan by Nandaini December 28, 2018

Gina Phan 

This person who will rip your eyelashes off if you're annoying - Ex. Timothy Chen. Timothy is Gina's #1 enemy and will break into his house to steal his hands. Gina likes hands and toes... Anyways.. Gina is in an Advanced lit Speech & Debate team. Little does anyone know...We are creating a dictatorship and planning to control EUROPE ONCE AND FOR ALL. First Schim....then Rice...then Europe, then the w0rld!!!! Gina is a kind hearted and nice person in general....but if you disagree with her, she will rip your toes and sell them to Aliens from Area51. Gina loves Theater and acting, but since of Corona she sadly can't do anything of those so everyday she sits in her room crying and belting Mean Girls at the same time. Timothy stated about a boy named Luka.... Since that name is from my FAVORITE TV SHOW..THAT LUKA IS MINE BACK OFF TIMOTHY!! Gina is more persuasive over argument and will blackmail you.. If you ever want drugs, candy, etc. talk to a guy named James.. He got some stuff for a reasonable price ;) Gina is very H0t in general but can never compete to an ANGEL named NICOLE <3 Best friends with a salad so technically Gina is vegan :D

Gina Phan will steal your kneecaps and give them to her Speech & Debate team

Gina Phan by MangoOofer October 21, 2020