epik phail

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.

by phusionmouse August 22, 2008

Phailus

Phailus is a portmanteau of fail and phallus. It is used to describe a situation where one is dicked due to failure. It can also describe what a man has after he has been cock-blocked or what he has if he fails to perform in bed.

It is similar to phail.

"Dude, I was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away."

"Epic phailus!"

"Hey, at least least I didn't have a phailus last night with that one chick."

"No cool dude, not cool."

by Argetlahm July 1, 2008

Pailface

One who is shamed by having a pail or bucket placed on their head.

Candace lost the trivia contest and was crowned pailface.

by mustard_tooth June 15, 2011

Paila

Is a Colombian expression when something goes wrong and there is nothing you could do to fix it.

Paila, you fucked up.

by Alexad01 May 10, 2022

Tony Pail

When you see a male with a pony tail

Dude, I can’t believe Mr. Bumgarner is rocking a Tony Pail

by RBumgarner October 29, 2019

Teenis Pail

When you can’t say Penis Tail correctly

“Stab it! Stab it with your Teenis Pail!”

by M_ike July 18, 2020

Teenis Pail

When you play Alien: Isolation for so long, you can’t pronounce Penis Tail correctly |:

“Stab it! Stab it with your Teenis Pail!”

by M_ike July 18, 2020