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petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.
"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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The second novel in a trilogy written by Robert and Micah after "Cheeze" and before "TEA". Involving numerous characters based on people from their lives, it's an exciting world that's only half finished and full of action and deep plot twists. The novel is also partially based on TV shows, video games and books that the two authors have read. The book will be published after tons of editing and released after Cheeze has established a name for itself.
"Did you read Le Petrole Nationale Francais? It's a great book!"
by Robert, Archduke of France January 1, 2009
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Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.
John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
by slippery chick March 25, 2009
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Petronella

A disgusting, ugly, bratty princess who enjoys annoying others with her overcomplicated letters she sends to other princesses who are way more successful than she will ever be.
Did you receive another letter from Petronella again? Im sorry for you.
by Petunia69 May 23, 2020
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petronela

Petronela is eating dish soap
by Sodamann November 20, 2021
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Petronela

It’s rude person who’s got small tits. No one likes her
Oh my god, That’s such a Petronela!
by Tvoj ocko December 15, 2021
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petrogerm

A flax plant containing many of the chemicals needed for the production of petroleum jelly.
That's delicious Petrogerm.
by Jack Franks November 15, 2004
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