Pesking

You are considered a 'pesk' or denote 'pesking' attributes if you look like a slut.

Look at her in that short skirt, underwear between her knees... she is definitely pesking.

by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008

Petting

The lesser sexual activities - often everything - squeezing, kissing, etc. - except for putting the dick in the pussy.

They engage in heavy petting.

by The Puritan April 24, 2005

Pestling

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.

by MrLRJ January 29, 2009

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Pettinger

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020