perris california

A bunch of wannabe gang bangers and shit hip-hop artists. That have no talent and rap about drugs and are failures in life.

Hey let’s go to perris california?
No that’s fucking gay

by ur fucken mom April 5, 2021

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Petros

Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.

Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?

by TeeJay8516 March 25, 2009

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A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

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Perrysburg

The farmost excellent town in all of Ohio. A suburb of Toledo. Most people here are freindly and mostly Christian. Perrysburg is mis understood though, anyone who has grown up here knows that it is a great place to raise a family!

Hey kid you dont belong here its not safe, you should move to PERRYSBURG

by Perrysburg March 13, 2009

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Perrysburg

A city in northern ohio that is commonly misjudged. It is said by many that Perrysburg is a city full of snobby, rich, preppy, hypocritical christians. There are people in perrysburg who are not this way, and actually think about things before they make an opinion, but for the the majority of the city, this stereotype is 100% correct. Many of the people there are ignorant close-minded idiots who think that christianity and the bible are the answer to everything. In some cases, people will reject you if you do not wear certain clothes or play a certain sport or listen to a specific kind of music. Also, the school system is very biased and leans in favor of any student that plays football or basketball, otherwise known as a "jock". The police system in perrysburg comepletely fails in all aspects. The worst crime ever commited in the city besides the rare robbing, is a highschool drinking party, in which the entire police will show up. They will also lie and exaggerate to a teenager's parents for sheer pleasure, because they have absolutely nothing else to do. And instead of spending the city's funds on school related materials, they spend it on ridiculous things, such as, a perrysburg SWAT team, which is pathetic. In a nutshell, Perrysburg Ohio is a town full of (mostly) hypocritical,ignorant,snobby, wealthy, dumbass Jesus freaks who have never been farther than Michigan or any of the other bordering states in their life except for their spring break vacation to Florida.

You know God hates you that much when you are forced to grow up in Perrysburg.

by Zac Mills February 18, 2009

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Perris

#1 A male version of ancient greek turned french name Paris. (not to be confused with Paris Hilton or Paris, France)

#2 Name often given to young men of outstanding character and integrity. The name can also describe men of extreme popularity, or high social esteem.

#3 Character-Nym given usually to any literary persona who is handsome and romantic.

#1 Alex: Hey i noticed you're name is Perris, what does it mean?
Perris: greek god

#2 Tim: Who's this guy on facebook - geez he's friends with everyone.

#3 Tim: Whats the name of that hero guy in the book?
Alex: Perris.

by Pmack0711 January 28, 2009

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