Perales

Carrying out a threat, for any action not done correctly or misbehaving.

If you drop my laptop, i will go perales on you!

by Hasstentein April 26, 2012

Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

pericardium

The medical term for the outermost layer of the heart, consists of a thin tissue that is used to lubricate and incorporate smooth contractions.

The patients pericardium is swollen with bacteria and surgery must be performed

by David K Russell December 14, 2005

Penile Sports

There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.

Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"

by The two tom's March 31, 2008

pepileptic

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

by Slight Return December 15, 2008

perfilicious

a consolidation of the words '' perfect'' and ''delicious'' in order to rate food or beverage by the help of a word for both excellent taste and excellent manufacture

A:'' Man, this Snickers is just delicious!''
B:'' You understate to the fullest. This is absolutely perfilicious!''

by Swipe December 22, 2008