perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

by Skwisgard Skwigelf May 3, 2010

Drilled to Perfection

The perfect combination of foreplay, sex acts and post coital affection giving way to complete sexual gratification.

I just left Rachel's house. She's still basking and savoring last night as she's drilled to perfection.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Perfectly Cut Screams

A video in which someone in said video screams at the end, but it is cut off at the perfect place.

The most common place to find these videos is on Twitter page “Perfectly Cut Screams.”

Wow dude, you just edited some perfectly cut screams.

by SmittySmitters May 2, 2019

Lazy Perfectionist

Wanting everything perfect and having high standards, but not have the will to do what's necessary to reach them.

I can't stand the kitchen being dirty, but the lazy perfectionist in me knows it will take too much energy to clean it so there it sits.

by RayofSunshine June 16, 2016

perfectional

It's when one is good at their trade. It's the words perfection and professional combined.

I'm a perfectional joint roller!

by Amanda CB January 18, 2006

Perfectly Brunette

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

perfection

the worst fault of them all

his perfection was so complete he was unhuman

by als101 September 7, 2009