panchievement

Any achievement or milestone that one completes during the free time they have due to the lockdown conditions necessitated by a pandemic. Applies especially to something you've been putting off for years.

"Hey, honey, I finally got the gutters cleaned!"
"Good for you, sweetie! That's quite a panchievement! Tomorrow you can start sorting out that mess of a garage!"

by Grizzlibair April 23, 2020

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

pencilwhip

The act of falsifying documents for work that was in fact not really done at all. see gundecking

Instead of doing the job as required, the mechanic pencilwhipped the paperwork, so his boss would think he really did the job.

by Paul Boring September 18, 2008

sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

penchentable

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable

hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

by Michael Deviantmind May 2, 2008

pencil trick

A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.

"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

^Typical pencil trick introduction

by Midnight Sage August 16, 2008

pencilfish

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009