Penaldo

Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi

1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024

penaldowski

penaldowski wants to play farmers league and he is robbed is penal'dor to barca ghost pessi.

penaldowski missed his penalty in la liga

by fake_farmers_goat October 9, 2023

Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.

You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.

by EpicKPs October 16, 2023

Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭

1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo

by Kuniga December 29, 2023

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024

Penango

when a mango gets crossed with a penis to make a mclovin pimp

penis, penis mango, penango

by inn.my.shadowzs May 19, 2024

Penaldo

Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"

i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.

I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.

by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024