Definitions by ChadMessiEnjoyer

Penaldo 

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

Penaldo by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024