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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 1, 2018
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yahoo pastor

a fake pastor using his/her followers for money
Wow Kanye West may be a yahoo pastor
by @sibnoc August 27, 2021
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals
Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T
by Feliz4life March 27, 2023
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Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.
Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024
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Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud
Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"
by swisscheese222 November 12, 2022
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PASTOR ZAMEER

When you have 300 sisters and you offer "ANTERTAINMENT" with the Queen then you are doing a Pastor Zameer .
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.
This guy thinks he can fool us by doing a 'Pastor Zameer' . We are not that naive.
by Kaal Nemi November 24, 2022
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