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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008
mugGet the pastorizingmug.

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
mugGet the Tim DeKay as Senator Pastoremug.

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016
mugGet the pastor sheetsmug.

Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
mugGet the Pastormug.

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,
I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor
by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024
mugGet the temu pastormug.

Whip the pastor

Okay ewan I’m gonna go whip the pastor
by Bigboypapa69 June 9, 2020
mugGet the Whip the pastormug.

trinity prezentation pastor

Very emotional, jealous, and a druggy
trinity prezentation pastor be out there popping dumb ass
by N0B1tchG3tt3r June 8, 2024
mugGet the trinity prezentation pastormug.

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