paranoid

when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real

person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.

by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive

The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024

love is paranoid

Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock band “The Distillers”

Oh my! My love is paranoid

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020