global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread

All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.

Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*

by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009

pandelerious

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there

Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious

by lack of cheese November 8, 2010

padered

(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.

Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.

by politicionPader September 19, 2011

pandemarathon

Refers to the TV networks running marathons of shows and movies during the covid-19 corona virus pandemic where people were asked to quarantine for two weeks in mid March of 2020.

I'm fix'n to blaze up during this quarantine and watch me this pandemarathon of 12 hrs of Bar Rescue. Then I'm gonna watch a pandemarathon of three Rambo movies in a row!

by JoeyBomm March 29, 2020

pandemaniac

A person during a pandemic who behaves like a selfish prick.

Did you see that pandemaniac at Costco with 50 jars of peanut butter in his cart?

by Heywood JaBlowne March 31, 2020

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020