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Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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Pandaphyle

A person who likes to tamper-fer with pandas. Either for love, joy or sexual pleasure. But mainly love.
When walking past the panda enclosure Simon saw Mark spooning with the pandas.

"That Mark is right Pandaphyle"
by MangoFire October 19, 2012
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baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012
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paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
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Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...
I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!
by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014
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Paedophile

A person who enjoys the company of children and gets aroused by them. They're sexual interests are often towards children
A man get your minging mouth of that kid u paedophile
by ExposingNonces24/7 May 31, 2020
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