Pussy pamper

To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it

I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper

by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch December 12, 2015

Pamper Damper

When you have a one time sexual intercourse with a girl, and leave her the next day, possibly impregnating her. "Pump her, dump her"

I think I'm gonna pamper damper tonight.

by SizzleDizzleLizzle May 31, 2021

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi November 11, 2015

pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022

Pissy pamper

Used to describe someone (usually from Ohio) when they are throwing a fit about I’ll defined graphs.

You’re being a pissy pamper!

by Drpoprockus June 09, 2022