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Paisley

Paisley is a lovely, genuine girl who is a bit of a bitch sometimes. If Paisley doesn't like you, she will tell you! She also will have a big lisp and if you make fun of her for that, well your going to have a horrible future...
"paisley you have a lisp"

"go away, your so irrelevant to today's society''
by nooblisp2pointzero August 29, 2018
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Paisley

A Paisley is a complicated girl. Paisley loves to make others happy and often gives more than she has to them. She is very generous and very witty. A Paisley has a better outlook on the world usually. And deals with problems very ‘adult like’. She has a quick temper and forgives but doesn’t forget so getting a second chance with a Paisley is a very difficult task as she is very skeptical and will turn you down if you disrespect her. A paisley can be very stubborn but this is also an amazing quality because she knows what her values are and isn’t afraid to speak up to defend them. Paisley loves a good debate and controversial topics always interest her. She is definitely not a perfect person and she makes mistakes a lot; but when she gets called out she will change her actions and prove it. She is often a Taurus or an Aries with Blue/Green eyes and has long eyelashes. Usually people like Paisley, you either hate her or love her and she is fine with either. A paisley would have a hard time finding her self worth but when she does watch out because that is a strong women if I’ve ever seen one. Paisleys come in all shapes and sizes and every single one is beautiful. She wants to help others find their self worth and is furious at injustice.
There is this girl in my Chem class who finaly called out *name* for being a douche.

Oh dang who?

I think her name was Paisley I dunno.
by Lets_Be_Honest_shall_we? June 15, 2023
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Paisley Abattoir

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
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Paisley

Paisley is the most stunning woman you will ever meet she has blonde hair, beautiful eyes and has an amazing personality and any boy will fall for her. she doesn’t fall for every boy though she’s hard to replace and definitely will leave a hole in your heart when she leaves you
That girl is everything a boy could ask for she’s such a paisley.
by Eric boi October 27, 2019
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Paisley

Paisley’s are crazy!! But in the best way. They are typically blondes with green eyes or blue and are super friendly. They LOVE hugs. It’s a part of their nature, they like attention and sometimes go to extremes. But they get all the guys. And they have amazing taste in boys. They are kinda hearted and happy but they are breaking inside and need a shoulder to cry on. They are VERY PRETTY!! Solid 10/10. If you see one, then never forget em. They will change your life.
Did you see that girl?!
Yeah that’s Paisley
Wow 🤩
by LittlePotatoFriend November 17, 2021
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Paisley

Paisley is a beautiful, charming and eccentric girl. She is perfect. She’s kind, funny, beautiful and has things about her that make different from everyone else. She is hard to find but once you find her never let go.
That girls name must be Paisley.
by no thank you no thanks November 25, 2021
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Brad Paisley

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌
I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley
by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
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