startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

Pedocide

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.

I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.

by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017

Pedocest

Sexual interaction with an underage relative.

"I've slept with my sister."
"Isn't she 12?"
"Pedocest is so hot."

by desolateexistance July 6, 2009

PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

by sillymunky December 22, 2008

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.

The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007

Pedocat

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

by ShoTown October 25, 2004