package anxiety

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007

gas pack

A term for a bag of pure gas; the absolute best, strongest smelling weed that is sure to get you high as fuck.

We only smoke gas packs, none of that boof shit is allowed here.

by PlayboiPurpp February 28, 2018

complete package

1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.

2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.

3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.

Frequently used as "the complete package".

1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.

2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.

3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.

by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009

Pachi helicopter

when one opens a packet of liquid and spin around with it facing outward and spattering on someone else

Imma pachi helicopter on you

by my friend jack did this to me October 3, 2018

salmon pack

A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.

Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin

by gearhead12 July 24, 2009

Riggi pack

some really dank, potent weed. Perhaps the best weed on the east coast.

Hey bro you trying to smoke?
Yeah, lets get it I got that Riggi pack.

by Harshtherealest July 6, 2015

Scud pack

The opposite of a kush pack, the scud pack. Kept on one's persons when planning to smoke kush in a public setting like a club, in case the vultures come to prey on your personal kush. The scud pack consists of small joints rolled with nothing but one's undesired leftovers, namely large stems, seeds, etc. To be distributed as needed to those who may bother you for smoking skunk.

I keep a scud pack right on me to feed the vultures coming for my kush pack.

by galunga June 16, 2016