Prison

School starts with the alarm in fucking 06:AM in the MORNING and a cold shower. Then you just go to school that is like-20 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE and when u finally arrive, you are already late!?

Yep, you should have been searching "School", cause School=Prison 😌

Like, such a prison.

by The_ali February 20, 2022

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

prison

school except it is a punishment.

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"

by school:sad December 12, 2023

Prison Body

When you have a massive upper body with low body fat, and your lower body is extremely small. You have the build of an ice cream cone.

Prison Black Muscle Prison Body

by Phil Heath May 3, 2012

Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018