Mucking the pooch

another saying that means screwing

Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.

by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

poogasm

That happy feeling you get when you poo.

Mr Winky felt most happy when he had a poogasm.

by Mr Winky February 14, 2006

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005

Dreaded Pooch Area

The lower part of one's stomach that requires electrocution to remove said dread.

Gasp, it's the Dreaded Pooch Area !!! Get out the electricity !

by HudsonDusters January 31, 2010

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

pooge

n.
1. The shelf of fat formed when a person who is overweight wears an extremely (or noticeably) tight shirt. This definition applies to the context of female obesity, only.

Her pooge shakes under that tight shirt when she walks.

by HitsuToushi May 21, 2010