poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.

Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!

by Tommy March 23, 2003

Pingas

The overall essence of excellence in almost every aspect of life. Also a very rare energy source that only those who have mastered the art of ultimate PWNage can harness for their own personal gain. For as we all know..."HaPENIS is so much more enjoyable when it's at the expense of another's misery."

1. That dude's PINGAS radiates from every orifice of his body. And his mom's. Which I filled with my PINGAS last night! OOHHHHH!!!!
2. Wild PINGAS has appeared. ROBOTNIK used PWNage. PINGAS WAS CAUGHT!!!!

by Andrew VB March 7, 2010

Poogasm

When someone sounds like they're having an orgasm while taking a dump

"That dude sounded like he was having a poogasm in the stall"

by OriSama April 24, 2013

POGAS

(Point of Giving A Shit)
An acronym for that point when you've had all the shit thrown at you, and you're at a crossroads: to continue giving a shit or to go beyond and not give a shit.

Girlfriend: Oh, by the way, I'm fucking your best friend.
Mother: Your dog just died, and you're going to fail out of college.
Father: Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
You: You know what? I'm at the POGAS and edgin over the line.

by dumbledor42 December 4, 2011

Pongos

Horny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.

Don't do it April, they're just a bunch of Pongos.

by Captain Casm October 28, 2005

poogasm

the involuntary moan you let out when you are finally able to shit after a long, painful bout of constipation.

He was gone for a long time, but when I heard his poogasm, I knew what was going on.

by Relieved1 March 15, 2010

pongs

The especially lardy section of subcutaneous fat on the legs under the buttocks. Found mostly on overweight housewives who injest abnormal amounts of hamburger helper. Ususally ridden with cellulite, shown off best by spandex pants.

(little girl): mommy, check out the pongs on that lady!

by Renilicious Rex July 12, 2006