Exotic pisser

Someone who likes to piss on random things with unknown intentions

Why’d you piss on the high chair you exotic pisser

by Isaac cupp August 18, 2018

serial pisser

Someone who randomly urinates in strange places during sleep and while heavily intoxicated, such as: in washing machines, garbage cans, closets, and dresser drawers.. Person usually does these things with no memory of their actions..

My husband is a serial pisser, I caught him urinating in his underwear drawer..

by barry2clay June 26, 2012

pussy pisser

One who enjoys urinating in vaginas.

"Look at Johnny go, he's such a pussy pisser!"

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 27, 2015

ball-pisser

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!

by Ron Tacandong April 15, 2014

smashin pissers

engaging in sexual intercourse, having sex, fucking, bumpin uglys

"yo Harley i was smashin pissers with this whore named landi last night, then my good buddy clint smashed that shit the next day"

by Cory aka Heater aka Heat February 17, 2008

throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013

pissy pisser

some one who pisses angrily

carlos is a pissy pisser!

by ur mom's mom's mom's mom's ass December 11, 2010