piff 

hydrocodone dipped blunts filled with purple haze or whatever type of "piff" chronic you can cop.

shake dawg yous a clown you coward, i back you down like dwight howard, you better retract your statement or ill fire, cuz LW be in the 609 and we higher, than your uptown Ny cuz we lay down giants, like the patriots will wrap you up like fiber wire, call me hitman its my weapon of choice you better get a step stool cuz youll need it to hoist...your level to my level cuz im with my toys you done son cuz now im bout to smoke with my boys out the toys that i call bongs and blunts and hydrocodone coated blunts biotchhh...thats called piff.

piff by LW for LIFE January 29, 2008

Piff 

verb

When an upperclassmen in high school is so unattractive and has absolutely no game that he has to resort to dating an ugly freshman to get a girlfriend, which only lowers his popularity and reputation even more.

What? Who knew he would sink so low as to piff?

Piff by anonymous102938475 October 31, 2011

piff 

A piff an unexpected splirt of white gas out of the top of your penis. It makes a loud PIFF sound and comes out nice and slowly. You may not feel it coming out but you sure will hear it.

In normals terms a piff is a penis-fart.

Person 1: Hey man do you want to see a movie?

Person 2: Yeah dude what movie are ou *PIFF* t.

Person 1: Gross. Did you just piff?

piff by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

piff 

noun used to reference how good a guy is in bed. also used to reference a VERY satisfying male organ

He got that piff girl!

piff by trickysnicker January 31, 2010

Piff 

The space between one's eyebrows.

Dude, your piff is out of control. When are you going to get that waxed?

Piff by Mike da 5' 7 1/2" December 9, 2011

Piff 

When someone is attractive/hot

"Look at that lass over there pal"
"Ah yeah, she's piff mate!"

Piff by Molly_janeb March 3, 2016

Piff 

A really really fat bastard

Dude, he is such a piff

Piff by Tog11122 August 24, 2016