play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.

"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."

by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023

The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.

Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!

by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023

Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

by A nd December 30, 2022

PIÑATA

The accidental insertion into the anus of a strand of toilet paper resulting in a dangling wad of feces covered toilet paper.

Krissi always wiped with such precision that It was inevitable that she’d dangle a piñata once in a while.

by JSRN June 15, 2018

Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.

Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.

by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018