Padawan Nigger

An otherwise intelligent person of any race who is on the path to becoming a mindless slave to popular culture. This person was once able to think for himself but is slowly conforming to the values of mainstream society. Seeing how niggers are respected by others, especially women, who are solely concerned with superficialities, such as whether he is wearing the freshest Tims or how over-sized and gaudy his jewelry is, he is beginning to dress and act ridiculously. He may still be doing well in school, but as he moves forward with his training, he will ultimately become an easily manipulated automaton who will eagerly do anything to please his master, Popular Opinion. When fully trained, a Padawan Nigger can serve as a prime contributor to the downfall of any free society.

My brother is a Padawan Nigger. His training has progressed from when he wore normal-sized clothing and laughed at people who cared about their shoes to now, when he wears hoodies with stacks of $100 bills on them, smokes weed, and listens mostly to rap music. He is slowly turning to the "dark" side. Soon his grades will start to slide, he'll drop out of school, and he will finally be a true master of the nigger arts by spending his welfare check on marijuana and 22 inch rims.

by Master Bovice-Wan Kenobi May 4, 2008

phade

Phade is the biggest noob at www.thewarcenter.com. EXCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

Hey you know that noob on that website?

You mean Phade right?

by Throdo November 30, 2004

padawan

A "Jedi" pupil, even with great skills he still needs to learn the Jedi secrets. Also used by teachers to look down on pupils.

Come, Padawan.
Do this, Padawan.
You're skills have improved, Padawan.

by c0nSi November 5, 2003

Padawei

Padawei is the plural form of the word padawan the second step to becoming a Jedi.

Master Kenobi is so frickin cool! they even gave him Padawei!

by Jrfredrick August 2, 2011

Phalan

One simple word, Sexy-Beast.

Rachel thinks Phalan is a Sexy-beast

by DinoPixieMagicSExyBeast July 28, 2011

Padawan

A Jedi apprentice, assigned to accompany a Jedi Knight while learning the ways of the Force. Similar to a journeyman in a feudal guild.

Anakin Skywalker became Obi-Wan Kenobi's Padawan learner, even though Obi-Wan had only just become a full Jedi Knight.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Padadger

Padadger- is a random erection (boner) that can happen to males while they go through puberty and can happen at anytime, even at times without any sort of sexual implications. It can be used in situations to replace the words random boner. Using this word can make it easy, nearly non-embarrassing , and can be fun to use for conversations regarding the subject of the random erection.

Origin of Padadger- two soldiers sitting in a shop in Irag we'll say "R" and "Z". "R" and "Z" are talking amongst each other and one of the topics is the random erection. The conversation is changed shortly. "R" begins drawing randomly on a white out board. The result of this drawing was a horribly drawn face of a witch or cowboy. "R" turns his head and looks to "Z" and says "Look at what i drew". "Z" only half paying attention and half talking begins to look confused. "Z" looks at "R" and says "Padadger?" "R" repeats himself and adds on "Padadger thats about as random as a boner." The two individuals put two and two together and thus the word Padadger was born to mean the random boner.

"Man it never fails i always get called on in class to the board when I get a padadger."

"Hey, do you remember that time we went and ate with my family and you got a padadger in front of my grandma?"

by The Gen. and CSM -CE- January 26, 2010