Pete 

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

Pete by Pete Retief May 11, 2023

Pete 

Pete is a silly billy who got platinum trophy on hollow knight to compensate for his very small Willy, he also loves to get litty with the local nitty but he’s been banned from rotation now for chonging the crack pipe every time it’s his drag

Nitty. “Yo Pete stop blemming the pipe we’ve only got a few rocks left!”

Pete. “Nah G I need 1 more hit pls bro I’ll tickle your balls for one more drag”

Nitty. “That’s gay bro you are now kicked off rotation and banned from the crack den”

Pete by A1 Trappy September 5, 2023

Pete 

Pete is a genuinely kind man who truly understands what it takes to love and care for someone. He knows how to love a person's best friend dearly. He also brings the shots to the room when Ryann screams from across the house. Pete can be beckoned by the sex turtle call.

Oh, I can hear the sex turtle calling. We better let Pete and Ryann get down to it.

Pete by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.

I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.

Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012

Pete Wentz 

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.

"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."

Pete Wentz by hirohamada April 24, 2015

Pete the Dog 

Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.

After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.

Pete the Dog by Ninjee Star July 26, 2012

pete evans 

A crispy white dog shit

I was at the park with my son the other day when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream !

pete evans by pete evans March 7, 2017