penelope pitstop

Slang for an unattractive, overweight, spectacle wearing prostitute

That bitch is such a Penelope Pitstop!

by Emmy Emmett February 4, 2017

Penelope's

City police and or county deputies

If you are doing dirt, you better start hopping fences when the penelope's show up

by The praphet March 29, 2021

penelopes

The Police.

"Sprintin' and runnin' from the cops (Cops)
The cherries (Cherries), the sirens (Sirens)
The po-po penelope one time (One time)
The alphabet boys, the letters (Letters)"

E-40: Back in Business

The penelopes got behind my car, hope they don't run the stolen plates.

by Oakland Original November 1, 2021

pulling a penelope

Pulling a Penelope can have a variety of definitions.
a) there is a party you werent invited to, and you invite yourself.
b)to believe you are something you are not, like a skater, or a punk, when you are really a prep
c)to wear really tight clothes even though you're fat. and no honey, you dont look good

a) person 1: hey did you know Erica just got here?
Person 2: what i didnt even invite her! shes pulling a penelope.

b) Offender: OMG! you guys i totally like love my new bans! IM SUCH LIKE A PUNK! LIKE OMG
Person 1: what a dumbass. shes prep. god shes pulling a penelope.

c) person 1: OMG WTF!? look at what that girl is wearing! low cut shirt and hella tight jeans, ew her rolls are hanging out. shes pulling a penelope forsure.

by penelopesbffff January 25, 2010

Oven penelope

Oven penelope - a gay very very short person thinks he is super tall but he is 4’9 he is also related t ketamine Kyle

M - do u know oven penelope

S - ayip

by tescolad123 August 8, 2019

Penelope

Also known as (penny,pennie,pen) A girl that loves to sleep let alone enjoys spending time and mothering those she’s close with. She is very loyal and makes time for those in her life she can also be a little crazy and be the dare devil of the group. If you now a Penelope it is highly suggested to treasure her and keep her by your side because you might not get one like her ever again. She also doesn't give second chances so don’t get on her bad side treasure her like a diamond. She is a hopeless romantic just hoping to find a husband.

Your dating Penelope? Your so lucky to even have a chance!

by Swaggernuts November 22, 2021

Penelope G

That loving girl that you lucked out on having. She is sweet, kind, caring, smart, and beautiful. She is everything you could ever want in a girl. She is strong, has a great personality, and she loves to do silly things to make you happy and smile.

Hey, I wish I had a girlfriend like Penelope G!

by anonymous (hi Penny) September 22, 2024