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Peeni

A wonderful song made by Baljit Gharuan that became a friend groups inside joke and now they say peeni whenever they feel the need to.
I’m a peeni abc” “PEENI” “peeni lover
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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Peenie

Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.
Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.
by anonymous June 13, 2022
mugGet the Peeniemug.

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
mugGet the Peeny Smooshmug.

Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.
by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008
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Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic
Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie
by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022
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