Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic

Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie

by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022

Peenie Weenie

Peenie Weenie is something Thor also know as Quinton carry’s between his legs. It attempts to grow but through the leaps and bounds it is unable to .

Is that Peenie Weenie boy again .. Yes better get the Viagra hunnie .

by Little bastard 911 April 4, 2022

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

Peeni

Finger penis'

Bro me peeni hurts

by Matildatullos June 10, 2022

Peenie

Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.

Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.

by anonymous June 13, 2022