touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure

1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

paedophile

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You

Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!

by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020

Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.

*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*

by G November 23, 2003

Peacock

Normally an English gentleman - Dresses smartly and to an untrained eye has the look of a preppy - They have exceptional etiquette and are from wealthy backgrounds - Peacock's have class.

They don't shop for Jack Wills or try to follow the trend - they have a unique style.

"Oh yeah you know that guy" - "he's such a Peacock"

by WhynotMike? February 3, 2010

Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.

My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.

by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008

Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

by Beng92 November 10, 2009