pistache

noun
pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache

1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache ... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!

by M-Dawwg October 21, 2006

pestac

concert- derived from the word spectacle

men va voir un pestac de mononc'

by raiikken May 19, 2008

pistacho

Incontinency

Better keep that pistacho under control at the dinner function, mate!

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013

pustache

Oddly trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is horizontal rather than vertical. Acts as a border into the fun zone.

"I had to trim my pustache today"

by Rapierre July 26, 2014

pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Pustache

A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.

Ugh, I haven't shaved my pustache in months and I have a date tonight!

by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017