Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.

(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.

by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012

My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.

Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP

by Chill Cat October 21, 2010

Unprotected Sex Partner

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.

Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.

by The Original Energizer Bunny October 19, 2008

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Partner in Crime

This person is your bsf. She/He is always there for you and y’all play around and prank ppl.

That my Partner in Crime

by Um WHERE?! December 10, 2018

Self-partnered

Single, and in a happy relationship with oneself.

When asked about her relationship, Emma said she was happy being self-partnered.

by mlhiss November 5, 2019

stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009