Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

padoo

A lizard catcher, redneck. Typically found in South Louisiana.

Go put some shoes on, you look like a padoo.

by Dustin7777 April 20, 2008

padoki

Another word for an elastic ponytail holder.

I need a padoki to put my hair up.

by Leslie Meyers January 12, 2009

padowan

and understudy of a master of an art or craft that the padowan also hopes to master

Obi One Kenobi's padowan was Annakin Skywalker

by exetrithe July 12, 2010

Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018