glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
by Draculeen December 12, 2010
Get the oxymoronmug. You retarded oxymoron!
by NorthEastWestSouth October 26, 2007
Get the oxymoronmug. by some person in some world April 1, 2009
Get the oxymoronmug. Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)
by The M.C. May 19, 2006
Get the oxymoronmug. 1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat June 14, 2012
Get the Oxymoronicmug. Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.
by Jazzo July 23, 2005
Get the oxymoronmug. by question authoritah May 8, 2005
Get the oxymoronmug.