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otterbetes

Also pronounced Ottahbeetus

Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)

The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Example:

Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"

Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
by Scotter Otter January 5, 2014
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otile

Pile is a quite girl. She doesn't want to be in any drama. She is loyal to her friends and family. She is very kind and caring. She puts other before her and cares about others. She is trustworthy and the kind of person you want to talk to about any problems. She is listen and comforts anyone who needs her. Very sportive and fit. Very humble. Gas a lot of faith, hope and courage.
She is otile
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Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'
when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds
by hussonlax November 14, 2010
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slutty outlet

The outlets in your house that when you shove plugs into them they just fall out. Like a throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
This slutty outlet is too loose to keep my small plug in the wall.
by B-flakes March 5, 2017
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Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee
Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"
by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020
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Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.
by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009
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