Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
by QuacksO March 01, 2023
by Tenngage July 14, 2023
One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by skinnyBitch February 10, 2016
a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 09, 2015
She had some cute fuzzy chin ornaments.
by Amb3r_o5 July 02, 2024
A playful and endearing term for a man's testicles, specifically when they rest against a partner's chin during an enthusiastic deep throat session. This often happens when the partner is fully immersed, bringing the testicles into an unexpected but intimate cameo.
I'm sucking away, and suddenly his chin ornaments start playing chin-tag with me, and I'm like, "Whoa, slow down, little dudes! Amber's trying to deep throat here, not host a ball-bash on her chin!
by Chin-Chins July 06, 2024