optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

opticynic

a person with a relatively positive worldview who critical of the motives of others

Brad is an opticynic because he hopes for a bright future regarding the upcoming election but questions the candidates motives.

by Matthew Brink March 1, 2009

opticzz.z

hot sexy cute mf that never misses, always spitten, and loves to dickride fairy tail

"you heard of opticzz.z?"
"yeah theyre sexy asf"

by coksuckingblackman February 26, 2021

opticrectumitis

The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.

My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis

by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005

Optism

To be optimistic and autistic simultaneously

Ryan Gosling suffers from optism.

by Optisticfuck November 10, 2017

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006