need my ones

when you’re tryna fight someone

ay lil nigga I need my ones

by 4kT April 17, 2020

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

onkus

another word for gronk, meaning an idiot or a stupid person

mitchell chown is an onkus

by chilldehh July 15, 2006

Apostle Force Ones

Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"

Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.

by Mikey Ballz July 22, 2007

Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

Oneupsmanship

noun. The act or quality of being better, i.e. to "one-up" another. Someone with highly honed oneupsmanship is able to easily, elegantly and constantly one-up those around him or her. Frequently viewed with hostility and suspicion by those with poor onesupsmanship. Can lead to arrogance and condescension if overused.

Person A: I just bought a new car! It has a V8, it's so fast!
Person B (exhibiting fine oneupsmanship): I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was just polishing my Enzo Ferrari and I didn't hear you.

by we@y April 6, 2009