Wank

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008

WANK

A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers

The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

by Michin Crayon May 28, 2018

Wank

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

by Teh Wolfboy August 20, 2015

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 24, 2007

wanked

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

by Gurry the Great August 2, 2009

that’s wank

This means something is like well stupid or rubbish.

E.g. is that a Rubik cube that’s wank

by Itz_mia_dat_hoe January 31, 2018

The Wank

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

Hey Louis, its the song!!! do the wank!!!

by thewank November 18, 2009