poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg

Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Jiz On Wheels

A really cool car that you would like to have but you know you cant get it because you are either poor or you aint got no game.

"Yo Oshkon look at that sweet jiz on wheels, I wish I had a sweet ride like that...damn".

by BDALE March 20, 2005

hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

by beankid January 6, 2010

squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.

Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.

by Jofig December 4, 2015

sex on wheels

A Lotus Elise.
A Jaguar E-Type.
A Shelby Cobra.
A Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa.
A Pagani Zonda.

Any car that is amazingly beautiful, graceful, fast, and curvy. In a word, a "hot" car. A car that is "sex on wheels" turns heads, elicits wolf-whistles, and inspires song, poetry, and envy.

Alternatively, "sex on wheels" is the bikini-clad model leaning against the most expensive prototype at a car show.

Gearhead to friend, on seeing a really hot car: "Damn, sex on wheels."

by smidgen2 June 13, 2021

Dog on wheels

when something is just straight up whack, yo!

Crilbus: the incident in 1997 was terrible!
Door: yeah man, like a dog on wheels!

by Dogulator October 7, 2021