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A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond

See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
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Usually term of having 'hardcore' steamy buttsex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a hot steamy buttsex with you
Hey Samuel, wanna hop on bloodstrike?
by baseiscool August 21, 2022
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This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.
Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ
by Fayextreme May 22, 2016
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You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!
by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004
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-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!
by Vvb July 11, 2018
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The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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