The Offspring

A band made in Heaven and handed down to mankind to aid in making life worthwhile, particularly in the context of the times when it was. Quite possibly the best musical group to ever grace the Earth, The Offspring combine elements of Punk, Grunge, and Pop rock, along with intelligent themes, meaningful lyrics, and a very unique style. While this group is quite underrated, it seems to retain some of its "underground" air.

Person with taste: The Offspring kick so much ass!

Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.

Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.

Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.

by aquajerk/surly October 28, 2011

offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

offshore christmas

n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.

My crew and I were running an RST job, so we had an offshore christmas.

by vaeren December 18, 2006

Offshored

Losing a good paying job to a non-North American country often resulting in cost savings to greedy corporations at the expense of quality.

"...no I'm not with Microsoft any more, my job got offshored to Bangalore. I hear my old customers are frustrated by the thick accents and out of touch nature."

by mangicake January 27, 2009

the offspring

A kick ass band that consists of 4 members, dexter holland, noodles, atom willard and greg k. they have 7 albums out and KICK ASS

dick head: hey man the offspring offspring suck
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo

by fuck slipknot! May 28, 2006

the offspring

best band EVER consists of:
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums

7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest

you stupid dumb shit god dam mother fucker, bad habbit: ledgendry song by the offspring

by rockon666 May 21, 2007