by That wife November 11, 2015
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To masturbate (male)
My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
by Absintheminded April 9, 2004
Get the fire one off the cuff mug.Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017
Get the Squirt one off in my ass mug.A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
Get the I just cracked me one off. mug.A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.
Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
by Big NYC Jay June 24, 2008
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