Tied one off

Got super drunk

Oh ya, we tied one off last night!!

by That wife November 11, 2015

One-Off

A happening that occurs only once---not repeated---a unique event not seen before

The cheer leader's accepting a date with the chess champion was one-off for her ilk.

by pikeplacemarket June 18, 2009

fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 9, 2004

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

one off

A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.

Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.

Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?

by Big NYC Jay June 24, 2008

one off

1. To act quickly without much forethought.

2. To perform a task using as little effort as possible

Person 1: "Did you finish your report?"

Person 2: "Yeah, but I one off'd it. It's a C at best."

by Gamurman November 13, 2011