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The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.
Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"
by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009
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jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.
Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"
by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009
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Olivia’s Octopus

The most unattractive thing you will ever see. This octopus is disgusting and so ugly.
Girl- ew what is that
Me- oh it’s just Olivia’s octopus
Girl- it’s so unattractive
by LexyTheT-Rexy April 14, 2019
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Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
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Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
by Icaca April 11, 2021
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Dr. octopuss

When 8 men penetrate a women's vagina all at one time
me and some friends did the Dr. octopuss last night
by (DaZe) January 22, 2016
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Octopusnity

Last night David lost his Octopusnity
by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009
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Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.
"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."
by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013
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