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Onlineaphobes

People that feel and think everyone they meet online is out to get them, and/or are things and people there not, and believe there out to get them, even knowing they could be talking to a real actual person or not, and believe in things that are not true.
John: My name is John doe and I live in the same town as you.

Sara: But I never met you before, and believe you to be an old man or something despite that you have pictures, and all other personal information showing your not, but I still think your not who you claim to be.

John: But you sound like one those Onlineaphobes, clearly you see I'm not some 40 year old guy I'm 18!
by zane2012 October 7, 2010
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Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.
I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.
by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015
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Onlinezoned

When someone is online and still they do not reply to your text
Pheebs was online and still she did not reply to my text, I guess she onlinezoned me.
by Vicky10 September 22, 2019
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stayin online tonight

your not going to be doing anything tonight(partys, chillin with friends), hence you will be online.
TBAMA: hey man you tryin to chill tonight?

Stoney: Nah man, im stayin online tonight
by jaystoney July 15, 2010
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naruto online squid

an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose
that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid
by joka zen December 29, 2010
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Much Obliged

You use this word when your receiving something from a classmate in your math class.
Andrew: Hey Mateo can I borrow your calculator
Mateo: Sure Andrew
Andrew: Much obliged Mateo
by BigPapiAndrew21202 November 27, 2020
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Morbidly Online

Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.
Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."

Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."
by nice990 October 20, 2022
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