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Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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intuitive overload

when a friend/person sees things coming, well in advance; very intouch with their surroundings; ready for the unexpected always; observations used to make some funny laughs
"omg, did you see how that person is handling themself"!?!
No, but Deidra pointed them out to me about 10 minutes ago! Deidra's always been good assessing things; she's always in 'intuitive overload' mode; lucky I know her.

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by winnipegdude July 19, 2012
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trump overload

When you experience a large influx of media containing Trump which exceeds critical threshold causing grate discomfort
I had a trump overload just turning on my TV, trump was the main topic on every news channel
by beaner master98 February 6, 2017
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Diversity Overload

Similar to an electrical overload, but with diversity.
Mike: I'm getting a Diversity Overload with all of this diversity talk on TV and at work...
Jen: Check out my new "Kente" scarf.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding me right now?
by geekmalone June 19, 2020
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Duck overlord

A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks
Man: oh no I c the duck overlord

Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?
by DUCK OVERLORD (Ben) August 6, 2021
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pop punk overload

Refers to the songs "Clairvoyant" and "A Part of Me" merging into one song. It typically occurs after too much pizza is consumed, or if too many articles of pop punk clothing are being worn.
My friend just ate an entire XL pizza while wearing 2 flannels and a backwards flat brim hat; he caused a pop punk overload!
by durfurbrains247 July 9, 2016
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Proverb Overload

When you use proverbs in regular conversation. Due to you or friends using them excessively on social networks to describe what's going through your/their mind.
Person 1- "I'm really starting to see the glass half-full ever since Tom put up the 'A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush' proverb."

Person 2- "Wow. Sounds like proverb overload."
by Nation Wide March 24, 2009
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