oil fuck

A greasy, lubed-up sexual encounter in which some kind of lubricant is used in excess.

Guy #1: I had such a great oil fuck last night with my girl! There was Vaseline everywhere!
Guy #2: Dude that's kinda gross.

by jek! April 23, 2017

Oil Classico

A football (soccer) match between Paris Saint Germain and Manchester City.

Did you watch the Oil Classico?

by AlphaBoio April 16, 2021

oil checked

to stick a finger in someones ass.

dude she was so hot untill she oil checked me .

by johnnyxD October 15, 2008

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

oil rig

noun-
1) a water pipe equipped with a nail (made of Ti, boro glass, or quartz) used to vaporize marijuana concentrates such as hash oil or BHO.

When Jimmy used his new oil rig, he took seven dabs and then ate two pizzas all by himself.

by MissHighlyInspired October 9, 2013

Oil Classico

A premier league derby between the oil funded teams Manchester City and Newcastle United

"The Oil Classico ended 3-3 last night, What a great match!"

by Zacco August 23, 2022

oil money

The best of the best money. Money coming from people who own oil companies. Typically money from most middle eastern men and referring to their wealth.

Something you want to marry into, to live forever in luxury and class.

"Michelle, why were you grinding all over that guy?"
"Honey, he has OIL MONEY!!!"

"Omg, i can smell all of his oil money from here! "

by oil money's boyfriend November 2, 2010