Bag of Oats

When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.

Tom: Hey dude you look tired
Hank: Yeah, Izzy let me use her as my Bag of Oats last night.

by guccibird October 6, 2018

Sowing your oats

To get a series of women pregnant over a short space of time.

Kevin - "Did you hear? I got 3 women pregnant last month?"
Bob - "Jeez. You were really sowing your oats"

by KermitTheMotherF'ingFrog May 7, 2015

Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

by Daniel Cichocki October 5, 2005

Overnight Oats

The discharge of semen emitted from an orifice the morning after a pre-sleep sex session.

Amy needed a towel to deal with the overnight oats from the night before.

by Bees!? May 23, 2017

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017