Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

by IBankGrenades December 07, 2021

Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.

Muhammad is a nutcracker.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 05, 2024

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021

disneys nutcracker

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker

Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers

by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018

the nutcracker

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive

At my party tommor i think im gonna try the nutcracker

by peep_n_cheese_ August 08, 2023

Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck

Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker

by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 14, 2021

Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025