Nutcracker

When a women crushes your nuts with her ass.

That Bitch you'st cracked deez nuts like a nutcracker

by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020

Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!

When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody

by 44 feel me April 25, 2024

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth

Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!

by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021

Nutcrack

Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.

Man, that kid watching Minecraft videos on his chromebook in the hallway is such a nutcrack.

by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025