numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

Numptitous

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

by Timmay62 October 15, 2015

Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

numphigo

when you shart on your friends bedspread and then dont tell them about it.

man dont tell timmy, but i numphigo'd on his airplane sheets.

aw dude. hes gonna be pissed!

by mybuttreaks August 15, 2011

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016